I'm a bare buttock babe.
I'm a disgusting, sticky fingered, aggressive child.
I'm a meek, mild, perverted teenager.
I'm a young, boring, lusting man.
I'm a twenty-something, sucking the life from the room.
I'm tomorrow's future, finally arrived.
I'm over the hill, eating grass.
I'm, at last, middle aged with a hairline to match.
I'm a mid-life crisis. A loose elastic band.
